It’s a strange time, this time year of year. Everything’s either red or green or both, at least, as far as complementary colours are concerned. As far as metallic effects go, everything’s gold or silver or both. Obviously, we are supposed to eat nothing but green and red stuff; nowadays, even cheese is to transport the Christmas spirit. Well, I won’t be a party pooper, let them paint the world in whatever colours they like, as long as nobody’s expecting me to buy green cheese.